They Put an Ad into the Blue Screen of Death.ass

#10:00:00.46→0:00:07.28Enderman-CN-C

{\fad(200,200)}翻译/压制/字幕制作：HAF半个水果

#20:00:07.68→0:00:11.68Enderman-CN

{\fad(200,200)\pos(2012.893,200.557)}使用AI工具翻译，如有不准确的地方请在弹幕或评论区指正，谢谢！

#30:00:12.23→0:00:17.23Enderman-CN

{\fad(200,200)\pos(2012.893,200.557)}翻译质量权威评价：原来25年就有小拉即用机翻糊弄人了

#40:00:08.48→0:00:10.24Enderman-EN

So this is going to be a short video of

#50:00:10.24→0:00:14.13Enderman-EN

what I think is the most obscene thing Microsoft has done yet

#60:00:15.00→0:00:18.52Enderman-EN

I've been experimenting on the latest build of Windows for a couple days

#70:00:18.79→0:00:23.02Enderman-EN

as the insiders broke the news about the new rejuvenated blue screen of death

#80:00:23.60→0:00:27.84Enderman-EN

For one thing it's black again but nothing comes

#90:00:27.84→0:00:30.08Enderman-EN

close to what I've discovered just now

#100:00:30.48→0:00:37.45Enderman-EN

Everybody's talking about the beta branch where Microsoft released the build 26120.3653

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and the exclusion of the bypass NRO script

#120:00:40.85→0:00:50.41Enderman-EN

I decided to dig a little deeper and I selected the dev branch and promptly updated to the newer build 26200.5516

#130:00:50.60→0:00:56.90Enderman-EN

because I couldn't enable the new version of the bug check on the beta build as stated in the previous video

#140:00:57.28→0:01:04.45Enderman-EN

So I enabled the new bug check feature using Vive tool on this version And what do you think I found Watch

#150:01:05.73→0:01:09.67Enderman-EN

They put an ad for one drive in the bug check

#160:01:10.32→0:01:14.43Enderman-EN

A blue screen of death that's now green contains an ad

#170:01:15.13→0:01:17.91Enderman-EN

Microsoft what the hell are you doing

#180:01:18.02→0:01:25.14Enderman-EN

This is actually a new low What lobotomized loser decided having an ad in a bug check is a good idea

#190:01:25.77→0:01:28.78Enderman-EN

I'm equally astonished and disgusted by this

#200:01:29.27→0:01:30.96Enderman-EN

What the hell Microsoft?

#210:01:31.24→0:01:33.11Enderman-EN

Okay let's freeze frame and read this

#220:01:33.57→0:01:37.46Enderman-EN

Get the best deal on your cloud storage with Microsoft 365

#230:01:37.83→0:01:42.38Enderman-EN

Never lose your work again as your documents save automatically to the cloud

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Plus enjoy one tabyte of storage and the full Office suit

#250:01:45.63→0:01:50.56Enderman-EN

All for just $6.99 a month with your Office 365 subscription

#260:01:51.47→0:01:54.98Enderman-EN

And there's a QR code Well let let me scan

#270:02:00.52→0:02:05.77Enderman-EN

OneDrive.com All right dude just this is crazy

#280:02:07.66→0:02:15.15Enderman-EN

So yeah this is this is a thing Microsoft put an ad in a blue screen of death

#290:02:16.46→0:02:20.00Enderman-EN

There's nothing that can surprise me anymore And apparently there is a new

#300:02:20.00→0:02:23.64Enderman-EN

registry value you have to set to disable the ad on debug check

#310:02:24.70→0:02:28.48Enderman-EN

So you have to go ahead and open the registry editor

#320:02:29.69→0:02:31.84Enderman-EN

Then you have to navigate to

#330:02:47.04→0:02:50.76Enderman-EN

inside of here you have to create two values

#340:02:51.69→0:02:58.37Enderman-EN

The first one is a DWORD called DisplayParameters

#350:03:01.28→0:03:03.88Enderman-EN

Then you have to set it to four

#360:03:04.71→0:03:07.12Enderman-EN

Next you have to create another one

#370:03:07.12→0:03:11.29Enderman-EN

another DWORD called DisablePromo

#380:03:12.18→0:03:14.07Enderman-EN

And then you have to set it to one

#390:03:15.94→0:03:19.56Enderman-EN

And this way the ad is never going to be shown again

#400:03:20.51→0:03:24.04Enderman-EN

So let's go ahead and try that out We have to reboot first though

#410:03:24.38→0:03:27.13Enderman-EN

So shut down

#420:03:28.14→0:03:28.90Enderman-EN

All right

#430:03:30.77→0:03:33.57Enderman-EN

I forgot it doesn't accept the arguments Great

#440:03:36.44→0:03:38.60Enderman-EN

Let's use the command prompt then

#450:03:39.54→0:03:43.12Enderman-EN

Okay we're back in the system So let's go ahead and check this out

#460:03:47.16→0:03:51.22Enderman-EN

Once we crash we shouldn't see the ad anymore All right

#470:03:53.24→0:03:57.21Enderman-EN

Honestly this is pretty baffling but somewhat expected from Microsoft

#480:03:57.57→0:04:04.06Enderman-EN

Once there's extra space on the bug check of course it's going to be filled with an advertisement despicable

#490:04:04.86→0:04:09.21Enderman-EN

I wonder though why exactly the new display parameters are four and one

#500:04:09.79→0:04:13.56Enderman-EN

I guess that's just another arbitrary bit mask value from Microsoft

#510:04:14.48→0:04:21.23Enderman-EN

Thanks for watching I'm really disappointed I might actually make the move to Linux now Take care

#520:00:08.48→0:00:10.24Enderman-CN

这是一个简短的视频

#530:00:10.24→0:00:14.13Enderman-CN

讲述我认为微软迄今为止做过的最令人发指的事情

#540:00:15.00→0:00:18.52Enderman-CN

我已经在最新版本的Windows上测试了好几天

#550:00:18.79→0:00:23.02Enderman-CN

因为内测用户们爆料了关于新版蓝屏死机的消息

#560:00:23.60→0:00:27.84Enderman-CN

首先，它又变黑了，但与我刚刚发现的一切相比

#570:00:27.84→0:00:30.08Enderman-CN

这些都算不了什么

#580:00:30.48→0:00:37.45Enderman-CN

大家都在讨论微软发布的26120.3653版本测试分支

#590:00:37.64→0:00:40.30Enderman-CN

以及绕过NRO脚本被移除的事

#600:00:40.85→0:00:50.41Enderman-CN

我决定再深入探究一下，于是选择了开发分支并更新至较新的版本26200.5516

#610:00:50.60→0:00:56.90Enderman-CN

因为我在测试版中无法按照之前视频所说的启用新版本的错误检查功能

#620:00:57.28→0:01:04.45Enderman-CN

于是我在这版本上用Vive工具开启了新错误检查功能。你猜我发现了什么，看好了

#630:01:05.73→0:01:09.67Enderman-CN

他们将 OneDrive 的广告放在错误检查的画面

#640:01:10.32→0:01:14.43Enderman-CN

之前的蓝屏现在变成带广告的绿屏

#650:01:15.13→0:01:17.91Enderman-CN

微软又发什么抽 (`へ´≠)

#660:01:18.02→0:01:25.14Enderman-CN

这真是刷新了下限，是哪个脑残的失败者觉得在错误检查里插广告是个好主意

#670:01:25.77→0:01:28.78Enderman-CN

对此我既震惊又厌恶

#680:01:29.27→0:01:30.96Enderman-CN

说你呢微软 (`д´)

#690:01:31.24→0:01:33.11Enderman-CN

好的，让我们停在这个画面，看一下是什么

#700:01:33.57→0:01:37.46Enderman-CN

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#710:01:37.83→0:01:42.38Enderman-CN

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#720:01:42.55→0:01:45.43Enderman-CN

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#730:01:45.63→0:01:50.56Enderman-CN

仅需每月$6.99，Office 365订阅全包含

#740:01:51.47→0:01:54.98Enderman-CN

这有个二维码，扫扫看有什么

#750:02:00.52→0:02:05.77Enderman-CN

OneDrive.com 好吧，这太疯狂了

#760:02:07.66→0:02:15.15Enderman-CN

没错，微软在蓝屏死机画面里植入了广告

#770:02:16.46→0:02:20.00Enderman-CN

已经没有什么能让我感到惊讶了，显然现在还得设置一个新的

#780:02:20.00→0:02:23.64Enderman-CN

注册表值才能禁用调试检查中的广告

#790:02:24.70→0:02:28.48Enderman-CN

所以你得打开注册表编辑器

#800:02:29.69→0:02:31.84Enderman-CN

导航到

#810:02:47.04→0:02:50.76Enderman-CN

在这里你需要创建两个值

#820:02:51.69→0:02:58.37Enderman-CN

第一个是一个名为{\b1\c&HFFFFFF&}DisplayParameters{\r}的{\b1\c&HFFFFFF&}DWORD{\r}值

#830:03:01.28→0:03:03.88Enderman-CN

将它设为{\b1\c&HFFFFFF&}4

#840:03:04.71→0:03:07.12Enderman-CN

再建另一个

#850:03:07.12→0:03:11.29Enderman-CN

另一个叫做{\b1\c&HFFFFFF&}DisablePromo{\r}的{\b1\c&HFFFFFF&}DWORD{\r}值

#860:03:12.18→0:03:14.07Enderman-CN

将它设为{\b1\c&HFFFFFF&}1

#870:03:15.94→0:03:19.56Enderman-CN

这样广告就不会显示了

#880:03:20.51→0:03:24.04Enderman-CN

那我们继续试试看吧，不过得先重启一下系统

#890:03:24.38→0:03:27.13Enderman-CN

关个机

#900:03:28.14→0:03:28.90Enderman-CN

好的

#910:03:30.77→0:03:33.57Enderman-CN

我忘了它不接受这样的参数好的

#920:03:36.44→0:03:38.60Enderman-CN

那用命令提示符吧

#930:03:39.54→0:03:43.12Enderman-CN

好的，我们回到了系统里，继续往下看吧

#940:03:47.16→0:03:51.22Enderman-CN

一旦崩溃，我们就不会再看到广告了

#950:03:53.24→0:03:57.21Enderman-CN

说实话这挺让人困惑的，不过是微软的话也算是意料之中

#960:03:57.57→0:04:04.06Enderman-CN

一旦错误检查页面上有多余的空间，它肯定会被可鄙的广告填满

#970:04:04.86→0:04:09.21Enderman-CN

不过我想知道为什么新的显示参数是4和1

#980:04:09.79→0:04:13.56Enderman-CN

我猜那不过是微软又一个随意的位掩码值罢了

#990:04:14.48→0:04:21.23Enderman-CN

感谢观看，我真的很失望，现在可能真的要转投Linux了。生活愉快

#1000:04:12.56→0:04:16.56Enderman-CN

{\fad(200,200)\pos(1917.823,253.357)}原标题：They Put an Ad into the Blue Screen of Death 原作者：Enderman

#1010:04:16.71→0:04:20.71Enderman-CN

{\fad(200,200)\pos(1909.823,253.357)}原视频上传日期：2025年4月1日

#1020:04:20.69→0:04:37.08Enderman-CN-C

{\fad(200,200)\fscx237\fscy247\pos(1956.49,786.69)}在 Youtube 上关注

#1030:04:22.14→0:04:26.14Enderman-CN-C

{\fad(200,200)\pos(1936.42,1114.08)}翻译/压制/字幕制作：HAF半个水果

#1040:04:26.34→0:04:30.34Enderman-CN-C

{\fad(200,200)\pos(1901.753,1311.413)}翻译质量权威评价：原来25年就有小拉即用机翻糊弄人了\N
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#1050:04:30.63→0:04:34.63Enderman-CN-C

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